So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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