This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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