these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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