My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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