I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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