please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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