So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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