But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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