North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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