oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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