with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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