i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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