Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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