question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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