When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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