butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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