Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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