we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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