I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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