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I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
they need to just BURY HIM!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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