this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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