I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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