Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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