i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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