he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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