im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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