I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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