My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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