She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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