I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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