Now he's lighting his socks on fire
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
