I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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