The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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