Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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