How'd it feel making her break her religion?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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