i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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