Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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