I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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