Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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