If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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