You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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