I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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