Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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