tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
