hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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