They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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