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The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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