Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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