At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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