Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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