absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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