This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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