i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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