yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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