you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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