i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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