Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
